【转贴】a ring(joke) funny (((ring))) (((ring-g-g-g-g))) *** pick up *** "Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the phone?" >>"No Daddy, she‘s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle >>Frank," >>After a brief pause Daddy says, >>"But you haven‘t got an Uncle Frank, honey!" >>"Oh Yes I do, and he‘s upstairs in the bedroom with >>Mummy, right now!" >>"Uh Okay then......here‘s what I want you do. Put >>down the phone, run >>upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to >>Mommy and Uncle Frank >>that Daddy‘s car just pulled up outside the house." >>"Okay Daddy!" >>A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the >>phone. >>Well I did what you said, Daddy." >>"And what happened?" he asks. >>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with >>no clothes on and ran >>around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and >>went flying out the >>front window and now she‘s all dead." >>"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?" >>"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he >>was all scared and he >>jumped out the back window into the swimming >>pool..... but he must have >>forgot that last week you took out all the water to >>clean it, so he hit the >>bottom of the swimming pool and now he‘s all real >>dead too." >>*** long pause *** >>Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? >>Is this 555-7039? >>"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said. >>"Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number!" >>Thank You. |
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