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Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . He traveled the land in search of worthy foes
I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist
The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . Then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough talk let's fight . He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
My eyes ...
He's too awesome
...and attractive ...
...how can we repay you
There's no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . It mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe-destiny. never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved ， even the most herotic heroes in all of the China - the Furious Five ，bowed in respect of this great master
...We shall hang out
...agreed ！
...yeh ...
But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , there's only one thing that it matters , and that's ..
PO
get up
you 'll be late for work
what ? ...
2. PO家里
po , get up
hey po what are you doing up there
ah .. nothing ..
monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~
po ,let's go , you 're late for work
coming...
sorry dad
sorry doesn't make the noodles
and what are you doing up there , all that noise
oh nothing , just had a crazy dream
about what ?
uh ?
what were you dreaming about
what was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ...
noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?
uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ?
thank you~~
...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp
oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don't know how long I 've been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,po
ahh ..a sign of what?
you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.
dad dad dad, it was just a dream
no , it was THE dream
We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins
but dad , didn't you ever , I don't know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodles
actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu
so why didn't you
oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...
I know , is here
no, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile
(sigh....)
3. JADE PALACE
Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis...
master Shifu!
what?
ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you.
4. SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR
Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?
Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?
so , nothing is wrong?
Well, I didn’t say that.
you’re saying...
(oogway 's breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )
you were saying...
I've had a vision , tailung will return
that is impossible , he's in prison
nothing is impossible
zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison
yes ... master shifu
one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it
we have to do something, we can't just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge .. he'll..he'll…
your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear
the dragon scroll
it is time
but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warrior
I don't know
5. PO家的面档
excuse me, excuse me, sorry ....
hey...watch it po....
sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway's choosing the dragon warrior , today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , we’ve been waitin' a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ??? (不确定，谁听出来告诉我) . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , don't worry about it , just go
po , where are you going
to the jade palace
but you're forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you'll sell noodles to all of them.
selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..
yeh ?
I was kinda thinking maybe I
uh huh
could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad…
that's my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?
yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ...
6. 去JADE PALACE的路上
uh yeh , almost there , what ? no ... no ...no
sorry po , we 'll bring you back a souvenir ..
no , I 'll bring me back a souvenir
7. JADE PALACE的广场上
it is a historic day, isn’t it, master oogway ?
yes , and one I feared I would not live to see , are your students ready ?
yes , master ooguay
now know this , old friend , whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you
let the tournament begin
ohh...yeh , hahah , oh no , no no no wait , I 'm comin' coming from this .. oh god... aaahh
hey , open the door ..let me in ....
citizens of the valley of peace , it is my great honor to present you tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis —— the furious five
ahahahah... and the furious five ow......
warriors prepare
what no, peeky a hole
ready for battle
yeh ... wow ..the thousand tongues of fire ..whoa~~~
wow .. look at that ..
hey get away.....
and finally master tigeress, believe me citizens , you have not seen anything yet
I know .........
master tigeress plays iron arms and the plates of death
I sense the dragon warrior is among us
citizens of the valley of peace, master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior
ah ... oh no ... no no no wait .. yeah ...hahahah ... hahahah
oh po , what are you doing ?
what does it look like I am doing ?
stop stop , I 'm going to see the dragon warrior
but I don't understand , you finally had the noodle dream
I lied , I don't dream about noodles , dad , I love kung fu u~~u~~~u~~~~~~u
oh come on son , let's get back to work
ok ~~~~~ahhh....stop that .....
8. PO落在OOGWAY面前
uh oh~~ahhhh~~~~ ohhhhh~ what's going on ... where are ... what are you pointing ... oh .. ok .. sorry .. I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior was
how interesting
master , are you ..are you pointing at me ?
him....
who ?
you
me ?
the universe has brought us the dragon warrior
what ? - panda
what ? - the furious five
what ? - shifu
what ? - mr. ping (panda's goose father)
stop , wait , who told you to ..master oogway wait , that flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem , you were about to point at tigeress and that thing fell in front of her , that was just an accident
there are no accidents
forgive us master , we have failed you
no , if the panda has not quit by morning , then I would have failed you
9. CHOR GHOM PRISON
ah~~ah~~ooo~~ooo~ wait wait wait wait wait I bring a message, from master shifu
what , double the guard ? extra pre-caution , your prison may not be adequate ? you doubt my prison security ?
absolutely not , shifu does , I 'm just a messenger
I'll give you a message for your master shifu , escape from chor ghom prison is impossible . hahahahah ... impressive , isn't ?
ohhh..yes .. very impressive ... it's ..it's very impressive
one way in one way out , one thousand guards , and , one prioner
yes , except that prisoner is tailung
take us down..
oh .. my ...
behold ... tai .. lung ...
I alarm (not quite sure here), I'm just gonna wait here
heheh .. it's nothing to worry about , it's perfectly safe ..ohho...at the raid .. hey tough guy ... did you hear , oogway's finally gonna get someone the dragon scroll and it's not gonna be you
what are you doing , don't get him mad
what's he gonna do about it , I 've got him completely un-mobilized ...hahahahah.. oh .. did I step on the wittie kitty's tail, owww~~
I'm gonna .. I've seen enough .. I'm gonna tell shifu he's got nothing to worry about
no , he doesn't
ok I 'll tell him , can we please go now ?
10. SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR
oh .. wait a second ...I think there's been a slite mistake , everyone seems to think that I am .....ahhh ~~ the sacret hall of warriors .. no way ... look at this place .. ahh .. master flying rhino 's armor , with authantic battle damage .... whoa..... the sword of heroes , said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at it... aowww~~~~ ahh......the invisible trident of destiny ... oh ..I've only seen the paintings of that painting ...ahhh~~~uh..noooo..hohohoho..the legendary urn of whispering warriors, said to contain the souls of the entire tan-shu army ... hello ...
have you finish sightseeing ?
ahh...sorry .. I should have come to see you first
my patience is wearing thin
oh .. well .. I mean , it's not like you're going anywhere
would you turn around ?
sure , hey how is it going... now how do you get five... master shifu ... ohhh...someone .. broke that ...but I 'm gonna fix it ..I'll. I'll ... do you have some ... glue ...aw aw~~~~ splinter....
so you are the legendary dragon warrior hemmmm ?
ahhh .. I guess so
wrong ! you are not the dragon warrior , you would never be the dragon warrior until you have learned the secret of the dragon scroll
whoa..........so .. how does this work ... do you have a ladder or a trampoline or a ..
you think it's that easy , that I'm just gonna hand you the secret to limitless power ?
no .. I ..
one must first master the highest level of kung fu , and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you
someone like me ?
yes , look at you , this fat butt, flabby arms
ahh... those are sensetive in the flabby parts
and this ridiculous belly ...
hey ...
and utter disregard for personal hygiene
now , wait a minute , that's a little uncalled for
don't stand that close I can smell your breathe
listen ... oogway said that I was
ohhhh ... the wushi finger hold ..not the wushi finger hold
ohhhh, you know this hold
developed by wushi in the third dynasty , yes ...
oh, then you must know what happends when I flex my pinkie
ahh... no no no
you know the hardest part of this , the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards .. hmmm...
ok ... ok... take it easy
now listen closely , panda , oogway may have picked you , but when I am through with you , I promise you , you are going to wish he hadn't , are we clear ?
ho~~~yeh , we are clear , we are clear , we are so clear
good , heheh .. I can't wait to get started ...
