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功夫熊猫英文台词

 胡可涉 2011-03-08

  
  我是懒人,所以不像剧本那样把谁说的名字列前头,但是只要照片子看,除去说话混乱的场面应该很好看明白。基本原则是换人说话就分行,一个场景转换算一节。每节都做了编号和简单说明。大小写只照顾到了‘I’,其他句头都直接小写。标点符号也是按喜好标的哈。
  
  为表示尊重各位配音演员的辛苦工作,先列出配音的介绍:
  
  Jack Black .....Po (voice)
  Jackie Chan .....Master Monkey (voice)
  Dustin Hoffman .....Shifu (voice)
  Lucy Liu .....Master Viper (voice)
  Ian McShane .....Tai Lung (voice)
  Angelina Jolie .....Master Tigress (voice)
  Seth Rogen .....Master Mantis (voice)
  David Cross .....Master Crane (voice在我喜欢的HAROLD&KUMAR-white castle里扮演KUMAR的哥哥,装印度阿三)
  Michael Clarke Duncan .....Rhino Commander (voice) (这位就是GREEN MILE里面那个神奇的大高个黑人犯人)
  Randall Duk Kim .....Oogway (voice) (MATRIX里面的KEY MAKER,韩国人)
  James Hong .....Mr. Ping (voice) (这位上海人从1955年开始演戏,饰演过无数各种各样的亚洲人,不过没怎么给人留下很深的影响。大家狗狗他的图片就知道,脸超级熟,就是想不起确切的什么角色)

 

---------------1------------PO的梦境开场---------------
  
  legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . he traveled the land in search of worthy foes
  I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist
  the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough talk let’s fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
  my eyes ...
  he’s too awesome
  and attractive ...
  how can we repay you
  there’s no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe-desity(实在找不出这个词是啥,怀疑是FOE带了个后缀,有知道的提醒我 . never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five bowed in respect of this great master
  We shall hang out
  agreed
  yeh ...
  But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , there’s only one thing that it matters , and that’s ..
  PO
  get up
  you ’ll be late for work
  what ? ...

 

---------------2------------PO家里---------------
  
  po , get up
  hey po what are you doing up there
  ah .. nothing ..
  monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~
  po ,let’s go , you ’re late for work
  coming...
  sorry dad
  sorry doesn’t make the noodles
  and what are you doing up there , all that noise
  oh nothing , just had a crazy dream
  about what ?
  uh ?
  what were you dreaming about
  what was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ...
  noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?
  uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ?
  thank you~~
  ...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp
  oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don’t know how long I ’ve been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,po
  ahh ..a sign of what?
  you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.
  dad dad dad, it was just a dream
  no , it was THE dream
  We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins
  but dad , didn’t you ever , I don’t know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodles
  actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu
  so why didn’t you
  oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...
  I know , is here
  no, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile
  (sigh....)

 

---------------3------------JADE PALACE---------------
  
  Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis...
  master Shifu!
  what?
  ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you.
  
  
  
  ---------------4------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------
  
  Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?
  Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?
  so , nothing is wrong?
  Well, I didn’t say that.
  you’re saying...
  (oogway ’s breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )
  you were saying...
  I’ve had a vision , tailung will return
  that is impossible , he’s in prison
  nothing is impossible
  zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison
  yes ... master shifu
  one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it
  we have to do something, we can’t just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge .. he’ll..he’ll…
  your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear
  the dragon scroll
  it is time
  but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warrior
  I don’t know

 

---------------5------------PO家的面档---------------
  
  excuse me, excuse me, sorry ....
  hey...watch it po....
  sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway’s choosing the dragon warrior , today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , we’ve been waitin’ a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ??? (不确定,谁听出来告诉我) . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , don’t worry about it , just go
  po , where are you going
  to the jade palace
  but you’re forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you’ll sell noodles to all of them.
  selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..
  yeh ?
  I was kinda thinking maybe I
  uh huh
  could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad…
  that’s my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?
  yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ...

 

---------------11------------练功房---------------
  
  let’s begin
  wait wait wait ..wh~~what ? now ?
  yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the dragon warrior
  ohhh , ok , well , I~~I don’t know if I can do all of those .. moves ..
  heheheh~~~ well , if we don’t try we will never know , will we ?
  ah .. yeh ... it’s just ... maybe we can find something more suited to my~~level ?
  and what level is that ?
  well you know I ~~~I am not a master , but ahh ...let’s just start at zero , level zero ?
  hohoh..no , there’s no such thing as level zero
  hey .. maybe I can start with that
  that ? we use that for training children , and for propping the door opened when it’s hot, but if you insist
  ohhhh , the furious five , you’re so much bigger then your action figures , except for you, mantis, you’re about the same
  go ahead , panda , show us what you can do
  hmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill they get back to work or something
  hit it
  ok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so i’m still digesting, so my kung fu might no be as good as later on
  just hit it !
  alright ...what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , you’re picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder .. the might of the crazy feet , what you gonna do about the cray feet , i mean .. come on , I am blur , I am blur , you’ve never seen bear style , you’ve only seen pre-mantis , or monkey style , or imagine snaketie snake
  would you hit it ~~~~
  alright , alright ..
  why don’t you try again , a little harder
  how is that ... ah ... oh... oh that hurts
  this will be easier than I thought
  I feel a little nauseous .. wo~ho~ho~ho~ho~~~~ my tenders ..ahh ohhh.....ah oh....how did I do
  there is now a level zero

 

---------------12------------JADE PALACE外面路上---------------
  
  there’s no words
  no denying that
  I don’t understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guy’s just gonna get himself killed
  he is so mighty , the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of fire
  when he walks the very ground shades
  one would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu
  yeh .. or could at least touch his toes
  or even see his toes
  
  
  
  ---------------13------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------
  
  ok .. ah great ...aow~~~~~~ohhh heheh hi hi , you are up
  am now
  I was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuff’s hard work right , are you biceps sore?
  um~~I’ve had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep now
  yeh yeh yeh of course
  ok , thanks
  it’s just hawwww man, i’m such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you didn’t stop ,and then you just .... ohhh sorry about that
  err ... look, you don’t belong here
  ahh .. I know I know , you’re right , I don’t have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed ..
  no no no I mean , you don’t belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is my room , property of crane heh ..
  oh .. ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleep
  yeh
  and I’m keeping you up , we ’ve got big things tomorrow , alright , you’re awesome , last thing I’m gonna say , ok , byebye
  whoa...
  what was that ?
  I didn’t say anything
  ok , alright , and good night , sleep well ... seem a little bit awkward .. master tigeress , didn’t mean to wake you , just ..
  you don’t belong here
  ahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your room
  I mean , you don’t belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be gone by morning
  big fan~~~~

 

---------------14------------JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE---------------
  
  I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdom
  ohh~~~ is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach tree
  I understand , you eat when you are upset
  upset , I am not upset , why~~why~~why~~what makes you think I am upset
  so why are you upset ?
  ahhh~~I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, in the history of sucking
  probably
  and the five , man , you should ’ve seen ’em , they totally hate me
  totally
  how’s shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mean I am not like the five , I’ve got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those ... these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles
  quit , don’t quit , noodles , don’t noodles , you are too concern with what was and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present ...

 

---------------15------------CHOR GHOM PRISON---------------
  
  ohhh no ~~
  what’s happening ?
  clear up the stairs, go go
  fire prop bow
  fire ... fire
  tailung is free , I must warn shifu
  you are not going nowhere , neither is he
  let go of me
  bring that up ~~
  wait ...
  bring it back
  he’s going this way
  he won’t get far, archers~~
  we are dead , so very very dead
  hahah ... not yet , we’re not .. now
  can we run now ...
  yes~~
  I’m glad shifu sent you , I was begining to think I ’ve been forgotten . fly back there and tell them , the real dragon warrior is coming home

 

---------------16------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------
  
  good morning master!
  panda , panda , wake up , heheheh ... he’s quit
  
  
  
  ---------------17------------JADE PALACE的广场上---------------
  
  what do we do now , master ? with the panda gone , who will be the dragon warrior ?
  all we can do is use more training and trust in time the true dragon warrior would be revealed ..
  what are you doing here
  hah~~hi , good morning master , I thought I warm up a little
  you’re stuck
  stuck ? no ... what , stu ~~hehe .. nah, this is what I’m gonna ... yeh ...I ’m stuck
  help him
  oh dear .. and maybe on three , one two,
  three, ha~~thank you
  don’t metion it
  no really I appriciate ..
  ever..
  hmmm .. you actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night ? it takes years to develope one’s flexibility , and years longer to apply it in combat ..
  ohhh~~
  put that down ! the only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones
  yeh~~hahahah~~ excellent!
  let’s get started
  are you ready
  I was born ready ~~ahh ~~ oh
  I’m sorry brother ~I thought you said you were ready
  that was awesome ! let’s go again !
  hmmm..I ’ve been taking it easy on you panda , but no more , your next opponent will be me
  alright ~~ yeh~~~~~ let’s go
  step forth .... two pathes to victory is to find your opponent’s weakness , and make him suffered for it
  ohhh ~~ yeh
  to take his strength , and use it against him , untill he finally bows or quits
  but a real warrior never quits , don’t worry master , I will never quit ! ah~~~oh~~~~~~
  if he’s smart, he won’t come back up those steps
  but he will
  he’s not gonna quit, is he?
  he’s not gonna quit bouncing, I’ll tell you that. heheheh ...

 

---------------18------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------
  
  I thought you said acupuncture would make me fell better
  trust me it will , it ’s just not easy finding the right nerve points under all these f~~
  fat ?
  fur, I was gonna say fur
  sure you were
  who am I here to judge a warrior based on his size , I mean , look at me , I’m over here
  ahhh~~
  maybe you should take a look at this again
  oh~~~ok~
  aohh~~ stop it hahahah~~ I know master shifu was trying to inspire me and all ,but if I didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s tring to get rid of me , heheheh~~he~he~he~~
  I know he can seem kind of heartless , but you know he wasn’t always like that
  acording to legend , there was once a time when master shifu actually used to smile
  no
  yes
  but that was before
  before what ?
  before tailung
  ahh~~yeh~~we’re not really suppposed to talk about him
  well ,if he’s going to stay here , he should know
  guys guys , I know about tailung , he was a student , the first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu, and then he turned bad , and then was in jail
  he wasn’t just a student, shifu found him as a cub, and he raised him as a son . and when the boy showed talent in kung fu , shifu trained him , he believed in him . he told him he was destined for greatness. it was never enough for tailung . he wanted the dragon scroll, but oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused . outraged , tailung laid waste to the valley . he tried to take the scroll by force, and shifu had to destroy what he had created ,but how could he ? shifu loved tailung like he had never loved anyone before , or since . and now he has a chance to make things right, to train the true dragon warrior , and he’s stuck with you , a big fat panda , who treats it like a joke, oh~~~~~~~that is it !
  wait , my fault , I accidentally treated his facial nerve ~~~and may have also stopped his heart

 

---------------19------------SHIFU的房间---------------
  
  inner peace .. inner peace ..inner ~~in~~in~~in~~in~~inner peace ...would whoever’s making that flapping sound , quiet down .. .in~ner~~ (要说师傅的耳朵还是做得很灵活的)
  ah~~~~~~~
  ohhhh, zeng ,excellent, haha, I could use some good news right now
  ah~~~~~~~
  
  
  
  ---------------20------------JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE---------------
  
  master , master ...
  hmm ?
  I~~I have~~~it’s a ~~ah~~it’s very bad news
  ah...shifu.. there is just news , there is no good or bad
  master , your vision , your vision was right ! tailung has broken out of prison , he’s on his way
  that is bad news , if you do not believe that the dragon warrior can stop him
  the panda ? master , that panda is not the dragon warrior , he wasn’t even meant to be here , it was an accident!
  there are no accidents
  yes I know , you’ve said that already, twice
  well, that was no accident either
  thrice
  my old friend , the panda will never fulfill his destiny know you yours , until you let go of the illusion of control
  illusion?
  yes , look at this tree , shifu , I can not make it boloosm when it suits me , nor make it bear fruits before it’s time
  but there are things we can control , I can control when the fruit will fall , and I can control where to plan the seed , haiya~~ that is no illusion master
  ahh yes .. but no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree , you may wish for an apple or an orange , but you will get a peach
  but a peach can not defeat tailung
  maybe it can if you are willing to guide it , to nurture it , to believe in it
  but how , how , I need your help , master
  no , you just need to believe . promise me shifu ,promise me you will believe
  I~~I will try
  hmmm .. good , my time has come , you must continue your journey without me
  what~~what~~what~~what are you ~~ wait ... master ... you can’t leave me
  you must believe
  master~~~~~

 

---------------21------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------
  
  I am not scared , yeh , coz I am like fine , you maybe a wolf , you maybe the scarest fiend in hujian province ,but you are a lousy tipper
  really ?
  so how did you get outta there alive ?
  I meant I didn’t ~~I didn’t actually say that , but I thought it ..in.. in my mind .. if he could read my mind he’d have been like ~~what !
  what ?
  do you like it ?
  this is really good
  now , come on , you should try my dad’s secret ingredient soup , he actually knows the secret ingredient
  what are you talking about , this is amazing
  whoa~~ you are a really good cook
  I wish my mouth was bigger
  tigeres , you’ve got to try this
  hmmm, it is said that the dragon can survive for a month at the time on nothing but the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe
  I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the dragon warrior yet .heheh~~ I’m gonna need a lot more than dew and the universe juice ... what ?
  oh nothing .. master shifu
  hahahahahah~~
  you will never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500 ponds and brush your teeth
  hahahah~~~~
  what is that noise you are making ? laughter ? I never heard of it ... work hard panda , and maybe someday you will have ears like mine !
  hahah~~
  that’s good
  oh~~~~~~
  ears ? it’s not working for ya ? I thought they were pretty good .
  it’s shifu
  of coz it’s shifu , what do think I am doing ooooo~~~~~master shifu...ah~~~~~
  heheheheh~~
  do you think this is funny ? tailung has escaped from prison , and you are acting like children !
  what ?
  he is coming for the dragon scroll , and you are the only one who can stop him
  hahahah~~ and here i am saying you got no sense of humor, I’m gonna s~~stop him? what ? you serious ? and I have to ~~no ~~master oogway will stop him , he did it before , he will do it again
  oogway can not , not any more
  ah~~~~
  our only hope is the dragon warrior
  the panda ?
  yes the panda
  master please , let us stop tailung , this is what you ’ve trained us for
  no , it is not your destiny to defeat tailung , it is his ! where did he go ?

 

---------------22------------JADE PALACE下山路上---------------
  
  ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  you can not leave , a real warrior never quits
  watch me ! come on , how am I supposed to beat tailung , I can’t even beat you to the stairs
  you will beat him because you are the dragon warrior
  awww~ you don’t believe that , oh~~ you never believed that , from the first moment I got here , you’ve been tried to get rid of me
  yes , I was ,but now I ask you to trust in your master , as I’ve come to trust in mine
  you are not my master , and I am not the dragon warrior
  then why didn’t you quit? you know I was trying to get rid of you , yet you stayed ?
  yeh, I stayed. I stayed, because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled, it hurts. but it could never hurt more than it did everyday in my life just being me . I stayed ,because I thought .. if anyone could change me , could make me not me , it was you, the greatest kung fu teacher in all of china!
  but I can change you , I can turn you into the dragon warrior , and I will
  come on ..tailung is on his way here right now , and even if it takes him a hurdred years to get here , how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior , huh ? how ~~ how~~ how~~~~~~
  I don’t know .. hmm .. I don’t know
  that’s what I thought
  
  
  
  ---------------23------------JADE PALACE下山路上---------------
  
  this is what you trained me for
  tigeress ...
  don’t try and stop me
  we are not trying to stop you
  what ?
  we are coming with you
  

---------------24------------JADE PALACE---------------
  
  what ? I eat when I am upset ok ?
  oh , no need to explain , I just thought you might be monkey , he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf
  don’t tell monkey
  look at you
  yeh ... I know , I disgust you
  no no ... I mean , how did you get up there ?
  I don’t know , I ... I just .. I don’t know , I was getting the cookie
  and yet you are 10 feet off the ground , and have done a perfect split
  now this ? this is just an accident .. ow~~~~~
  there are no accidents , come with me
  
  
  
  
  ---------------25------------POOL OF SACRED TEARS的路上---------------
  
  I know you are trying to be all mystical in kung-fu-ie~~~ but could you at least tell me where we are going ? you ... drag me all the way out here for a bath ?
  panda , we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacret tears
  uh ? the pool of
  this is where oogway unravel the mysteries of harmony and focus , this is the birth place of kung fu ....... do you want to learn kung fu
  yeh~~~~~
  then I AM your master
  ok ~~~~~~~~~~~~
  don’t cry
  ok...

 

---------------26------------POOL OF SACRED TEARS的草地上---------------
  
  when you focus on kung fu , when you concentrate , you stink .. but perhaps that is my fault. I can not train you the way I ’ve trained the five . I now see that the way to get through to you is with this
  oh~~~~~ great .. coz I am hungry
  hahahahah~~ good , when you have been trained , you may eat ... let’s begin
  after you panda
  just like that ? no setups ... no ... no .. no .. no ten mile hike ?
  I vowed to train you , and you have been trained , you are free to eat ...enjoy
  hey ~~
  I said you are free to eat , have a dumpling
  hey~~~~~~~
  you are free to eat ...
  am I ?
  are you ?
  I’m not hungry , master ...

 

---------------27------------通往VALLEY OF PEACE的路上---------------
  
  cut it
  where’s the dragon warrior
  how do you know you are not looking at her
  hahahah ~~~~ you think I’m a fool ? I know you are not the dragon warrior , none of you . I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire , that he is the warrior , unlike anything the world has ever seen
  po ?
  so that is his name , po ... finally , a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
  we got this , help her
  monkey ~~
  go ~
  mantis ...
  now !
  shifu taught you well , but he didn’t teach you everything
  
  
  
  ---------------28------------返回JADE PALACE的路上---------------
  
  you’ve done well panda
  done well ..done well ? hahah I ’ve done awesome !
  the mark of the true hero is humility ,but yes , you’ve done awesome
  huh~~guys ? guys ! they are dead ? no , they are breathing , they are asleep ? no their eyes are open
  we were no match for his nerve attack
  he has gotten stronger      

who ? tailung ? stronger
  he’s too fast , sorry po
  I thought we could stop him
  he could have killed you
  why didn’t he?
  so you can come back and strike fear into our heart , but it won’t work
  uh~~~~~ it might , I mean , a little , mmmm~ I’m pretty scared
  you can defeat him panda
  are you kidding , they can’t , they are five masters , I ’m just one me !
  but you will have the one thing that no one else does

 

---------------29------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------
  
  you really believe I am ready?
  you are , po. behold , the dragon scroll , it is yours
  wait , what happens when I read it
  no one knows , but legend says you would be able to hear a butterfly’s wing beat
  oh .. really ? that’s cool
  yes , and see light in the deepest cave , you will feel the universe in motion around you
  whoa~~~~ can I punch thru walls , can I .. can I .. can I do a quadro backflip
  focus focus
  uh ~~
  focus
  ah yeh yeh
  read it po , and fulfill your destiny . read it , and become the dragon warrior
  wow~~~~~~~it’s impossible to open ......come on baby , come on now . thank you , probably I ’ve loosened it up for you though... ok , here it goes .. ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~it’s blank
  what ?
  yeh , look
  no , I am forbidden to look upon... blank ... I don’t .. I don’t understand
  ok , so like , oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all
  no , oogway was wiser than us all
  oh , come on , face it , he picked me by accident , of course I am not the dragon warrior .. who am I kidding
  but who will stop tailung ?
  he’ll detroy everthing and everyone
  no .. evacuate the valley , you must protect the villagers from tailung’s rage
  what about you master ?
  I will fight him
  what
  I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape
  but shifu , he’ll kill you
  then I will finally pay for my mistake . listen to me all of you , it is time for you to continue your journey without me . I ’m very proud to have been your master

 

---------------30------------VALLEY OF PEACE---------------
  
  we’ve got to get them out safely
  come little one , let’s find you mama
  viper , gather the southen farmers , mantis , the north , crane , light the way
  
  
  
  ---------------31------------PO家里---------------
  
  look, it’s the dragon warrior
  ah~~~~~hey dad
  po .. good to have you back son
  good to be back
  let’s go po
  so for our next shot , it’s time to face it , the future of noodles is dice cut vegetables , no longer slices , and , also I was thinking , maybe this time we will have a kitchen you can actually step up in , hmm ? you like that ? ah ~~po ...I....I ..I am sorry , things didn’t work out , it just wasn’t meant to be .
  ah~~~~~~
  po , forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits , we are noodle folk , broth runs deep through our veins
  I don’t know dad , honestly , sometime I can’t believe I am actually your son
  ohh~~po , I think it’s time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago
  ok ?
  the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup
  oh~~~
  come near me ... the secret ingredient is ... nothing
  huh ?
  you heard me , nothing .. there is no secret ingredient
  wait wait , it’s just plain old noodle soup? you don’t add some kind of special sauce or something ?
  don’t have to , to make something special , you just have to believe it’s special
  there is no secret ingredient

 

---------------32------------JADE PALACE---------------
  
  I have come home , master
  this is no longer your home , and I am no longer your master
  oh yes , you have a new favorite, so where is this ..po? did I scare him off ?
  this battle is between you and me
  so , that is how it’s going to be
  that is how it must be
  I rotted in jail for twenty year because of your weakness
  obeying your master is not weakness
  you knew I was the dragon warrior , you always knew . but when oogway said otherwise , what did you do ? what did you do ! nothing
  you were not meant to be the dragon warrior ,that was not my fault
  not your fault ? who filled my head with dreams . who drove me to train until my bones cracked . who denied me my destiny
  It was never my decision to make
  it is now , give me the scroll
  I would rather die
  what I ever did , I did to make you proud , tell me how proud you are , shifu ! tell me ... tell me ~~~~~
  I ~~ I have always been proud of you , on the first moment I’ve been proud of you . and it was my pride that blinded me , I loved you too much to see what you were becoming , what I was turning you into , I’m s~~ I’m sorry
  I don’t want you apology , I want my scroll , what , where is it ?
  dragon warrior has taken scroll half way across china right now , you would never see that scroll , tailung .. never ... never
  hey! stairs ~~~ ahhh
  who are you ?
  buddy , I am the dragon warrior ah...
  you ? heheheh ~~ him ? he ’s a panda , you’re a panda , what are you gonna do big buy , sit on me ?
  don’t tempt me , now .. I’m gonna use , this , hahah~~ you want it , come get it ! ah~~~~~~~~~
  finally ...
  that scroll is mine...
  hey...
  I like that wow~~
  this scroll is giving him power
  finally .. oh ... yes . heheh ~~ the power of the dragon scroll is mine ! it’s nothing
  ohh ~~ it’s ok , I didn’t get it the first time either
  what ?
  there is no secret ingredient , it ’s just you
  ya ~~~~~~~
  hahah ~~ hahah~~ stop it , no , I ’m gonna pee .. don’t .. don’t ...hahah .. don’t don’t
  you can not defeat me , you , you are just a big fat panda !
  I’m not a big fat panda , I ’m THE big fat panda
  ah~~~~ the wushi finger hold
  oh you know this hold
  you’re bluffing ? you’re bluffing ! shifu didn’t teach you that
  nope , I figured it out , skadoosh!

 

---------------33------------VALLEY OF PEACE---------------
  
  oh .. look , the dragon warrior
  yeah ~~~~~~~~~~~ dragon warrior ....
  that ’s my boy , that big lovely kung fu warrior is my son , yes ...
  thanks dad ... hey guys
  master~~
  master~~~~~~
  heh ..master ? master shifu ..
  
  
  
  ---------------34------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------
  
  master .. shifu , shifu , are you ok ?
  hmm ? po , you are alive , or we’re both dead
  no master , I didn’t die , I defeated tailung
  you did ? whoa~~~~ it is as oogway foretold , you are the dragon warrior you have brought peace to this valley , and , and me , thank you , thank you , po thank you .. thank you ...
  no , master .. no no no , don’t die shifu , please !
  I’m not dying you idiot , ah~~~~ dragon warrior , I’m simply at peace , finally
  ohh ~~ so um, I should stop talking ?
  if you can
  can I get something to eat ?
  yeh ~~~~~
  
  
  ---------------THE END---------------------------
  

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