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英语口语 此生能遇见你，已然 幸福得一塌糊涂 Jimmy's Note 吉米老师前言：老虎和山羊都相爱了。还记得去年那对“虎羊CP”吗？ 现在竟然都分手了。可是分手原因真得只是因为山羊胖了40斤吗？ “虎羊CP 分手 去年获得全球祝福的“虎羊CP”，正式宣告分手。目前动物园只能表示 “傲娇小公举” 羊还没有被吃掉。 A worldwide blessed 'Tiger Yang CP' last year officially declared parting. Currently, the zoo only said the ' Tsundere princess'goat hasn't been eaten. 故事是这样开始的。 Here's the story... 一只叫“帖木儿”的山羊被送到了虎园，本来应该被当成食物的它居然和老虎“阿穆尔”发展了一段不寻常的感情。 A goat named 'Timurid ' was sent to a Tiger Garden. Then an amazing things happened: the tiger 'Amur' developed an unusual relationship with his food ' Timurid'. 不知道是帖木儿没心没肺还是一辈子没见过老虎，它看见老虎阿穆儿不仅不害怕，还天真的装起逼来。 Maybe 'Timur' was sinple-minded, or maybe he never saw a tiger before. He was not only not afraid, but also naive to be pretentious. 阿穆儿也被这只与众不同的羊吸引了，产生了特殊的好感（居然有这种不怕朕的羊），于是一虎一羊在动物园里相亲相爱的嬉戏打闹起来，画风大变，让动物园管理员和游客都懵了。 'Amur' was also attracted by this unusual goat and even had a special affection for him.('Amur' os: 'He is actually not afraid of me!' ) So, here's a strange picture that a tiger plays with a goat friendly in the zoo, which stunned all the zoo keepers and tourists.  老虎不仅不吃“羊，还把它宠上了天，羊也恃宠而骄，丝毫不客气，经常霸占虎窝，老虎无奈只能睡睡屋顶（你就仗着我疼你咯）。 The tiger not only gave up eating the goat but also spoiled him frightfully. Therefore, the goat was coddled and spoiled., often occupying the tiger's nest.'('Amur' os: 'You just took advantage of my affection!') 就这样，一虎一羊相安无事的美好相处了两个月，CP故事感动全球，动物园甚至为了偷窥它们的相爱画面，安装了好几个摄像头，还为他们开了粉丝专页，有网友还为它们做了纪念品。 In this way, they got along well with each other for two months. Their story touched the world. The zoo even installed several cameras to peek their love scenes and opened fan page for them. What's more, their fans made souvenirs for them.
However, happy days didn't last long. This CP broke up with much expectation and attention.  据管理员在监控视频里的观察，他们觉得分手原因在于羊太霸道了。。经常用角去顶老虎，还没事用脚踢它，大部分时候，老虎都忍气吞声的自己走开了。。。 According to the administrator's observation in the surveillance video, they believed the reason for breaking up was that the goat was too bossy. The goat often used horns to drive tigers and even kicked the tiger without reason. In most cases, the tiger swallowed his anger and went away... 有几次暴风雨，羊还把老虎从窝里赶出来，自己独霸温暖的虎窝。。 自从到了虎园，因为有霸道总裁的宠爱和纵容。这只羊两个月居然胖了40斤。。 What's the worst, the goat drove the tiger out of the nest and monoplized the tiger's nest several times. Ever since the goat arrived at the Tiger Garden, he gained 40 pounds because of tiger's affection and pampering.  终于前几天，老虎“阿穆尔”不堪忍受，爆发了，它用嘴抡起“贴木儿”把它扔到了地上。 Finally , 'Amur' couldn't put up with it and broke out. He lifted 'Timurid' with his mouth and threw 'Timurid' to the ground.  骄纵惯了的“帖木儿”自然是没想到老虎会对自己动手，被摔的它，从坡上滚到坡下，一脸懵逼和悲伤。 The spoiled 'Timurid' naturally didn't expect this. He rolled down the slope confusedly and sadlly.  工作人员从监控视频里看到这一幕，赶紧进园拉架，他们把悲伤的帖木儿带出了虎园。 At the sight of this from surveillance video the worker rushed into the garden and interfered . They took the sorrowful goat away from the garden. “帖木儿”倒是没受什么大伤，就是心情很抑郁【感觉这辈子都不会再爱了，也是万万没想到老虎会打它】 Luckily, 'Timurid' didn't hurt badly but was depressed. ( 'Timurid' os:' I was too tired to love . He should hurt me!')
工作人员说，目前还不会让“帖木儿”回到虎园，因为不知道它们感情还有没有修复的可能，但是有考虑招募新的山羊了，想招一些温顺的母山羊，给老虎送过去看看情况。 The staff said,'Timurid' would not be sent back to the garden considering their borken relationship but they would encruit new tame female goat and see what would happen.
This love relationship that only lasts two months tells us: You should be considerate when in love no matter how you are spoiled.' Don't go too far! No matter how good-tempered he is, he will reach the limit of his patience. Moreover, you gained 40 pounds!' 网友神吐槽 安阳小巷那老虎牵着鹿：也许是这只老虎得了绝症？不想让羊知道伤心，决定独自承担这一切，用伤害羊的方法赶走羊，宁愿羊永远恨它都不想让羊伤心妈蛋说的我都要感动哭了。 面酱-揉捏兔狲小警察：送温顺的母羊去试试.....动物园已经默认老虎是羊性恋了吗？ 一脚一块香蕉皮：老虎好不容易养肥了自己的年夜饭，却不料一时没有忍住脾气本性暴露导致自己的年夜饭被工作人员拉走！那可是多了40斤的年夜饭！！ 嘻嘻略略略略：羊肯定懵了：……你说过你会宠我一辈子的？？？口？ 屋里亲故呀_biubiubiu：图没点开的时候我还以为虎羊分手然后羊被吃了??老虎可能觉得到了猴年了，寝宫里老放一只羊也不太好，是时候放只猴子了。 |
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