 [Scene: Central Perk,everyone is there except Joey.] [场景：中央公园，除了Joey每个人都在那里。] Monica: Alright.Phoebe? 好吧 菲比 Phoebe: Okay, okay.If I were omnipotent（无所不能） for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger,good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs! 如果有一天我变得全能，我要世界和平，不再有饥饿，雨林不再遭受破坏，还有更大的胸部 Ross: Yeah, see..you took mine. Chandler,what about you? 你说了我的愿望，钱德，你呢？ Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever. 如果有一天我变得全能，我要让自己变得永远全能。 Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) 'If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes.'(Joey enters.) 看吧，总有这样的人，“给我一个愿望，我就要更多的愿望。 All: Hey Joey.Hi. Hey, buddy. 嗨，乔依，嗨哥们 Monica: Hey, Joey,what would you do if you were omnipotent? 乔依，如果你变得全能你希望做什么？ Joey: Probably kill myself! 大概是自杀吧 Monica: ..Excuse me? 什么？ Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live! 如果小乔依死了我就没再活下去的理由 Ross: Joey, uh- OMnipotent. 乔伊，全能 Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry. 你是？对不起 [Scene: Central Perk,Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep.] [场景：中央公园，罗斯和莫妮卡正在看菲比睡觉。] Monica: How does she do that? 她是怎么办到的？ Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place. 我在公共场合根本睡不着 Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful. 你看她，睡得那么安祥 Phoebe: (waking and startling them) Oh! What what what! ...Hi. （醒来，惊吓他们）哦！什么什么什么！...嗨。 Ross: It's okay,y'know, you just nodded off again. 没事，你只是又打瞌睡了 Monica: What's going on with you? 你是怎么了？ Phoebe: I got no sleep last night! 我昨晚没睡好 Ross: Why? 为什么？ Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed.Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are! 我祖母交了一个新男友，他们俩在床上翻来覆去，还有耳聋…于是两人不断确定彼此是否尽兴。简直是吵死人了。 Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight. 如果愿意，你今晚可以和我及瑞秋睡 Phoebe: Thanks. 谢了 (Chandler and Joey enter. Joey is counting his steps.) （钱德勒和乔伊进来。乔伊正在计算他的步数。） Joey:...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here. 95，96，97，我说得没错吧，从我的住处到这儿不到一百步 Chandler: You got waaaay too much free time. 你可真闲 Joey: (to Ross)Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets,Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you. 他就是今天的寿星？瞧，冰球赛门票，流浪者队与企鹅队，今晚在花园球场，我们要带你去看 Chandler: Happy birthday, pal! 生日快乐,盆友 Joey: We love you,man. (Kisses Ross) 我们爱你 Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago. 你们真幽默，我的生日在七个月前 Joey: So? 所以呢？ Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? 一定是你们多了一张票，找不到人一起去看 Chandler: Well, aren't we Mr. 'The glass is half empty.' 我们不是悲观之人 Ross: Oh my God,oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth? 天啊，今天是10月20号 Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember. 我正希望你没记起来 Ross: Ohhh. 哦！ Joey: What's wrong with the twentieth? 20号有什么不对劲吗？ Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone? 万圣节的前十一天？所有的好服装都被抢走？ Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated（完善/圆满/结束） our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. 今天是我第一次和卡萝…进行肉体接触…作爱，，，，我不去看球赛了我还是回家想着我的前妻和她的爱人吧 Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that! 去他的曲棍球的吧！我们回去一起想吧 Chandler: (trying to stop Ross leaving) C'mon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice guys' night out, c'mon,whaddya say, big guy, (Pretending to punch him in the stomach.) Huh? Huh? Huh? 罗斯，别这样，你，我和乔伊，冰人夜游怎样，大个儿？ Ross: What are you doing? 你打算干吗？ Chandler: (stops) I have no idea. 我不知道 Joey: C'mon, Ross! 拜托,罗斯 Ross: Alright,alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger? 好吧,或许能让我忘记伤痛，但你要帮我买个大手指 Chandler: You got it. 一定 Rachel:Look-look-look-look-look, my first paycheck! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me! 看，我的第一份薪水，看看这框框，上面有我的名字，是我 Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first paycheck. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. 我记起拿到第一份薪水的那一天，矿场塌陷八人惨遭活埋 Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine? 你在矿场工作？ Phoebe: I worked in a Dairy （乳业）Queen, why? 不，我在黛莉冰淇淋工作，干嘛问？ Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally—(opens envelope)—not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that. 真叫人兴奋，我赚来的，每天擦桌椅蒸牛奶，这真是太…不值得了，谁是FICA？为何他拿走我所有的钱？钱德，你看 Chandler: (looking)Oh, this is not that bad. 没那么糟 Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job. 就第一份薪水而言，你已经算不错了 Ross: You can totally, totally live on this. 单靠它就够你过日子了 Monica: Yeah, yeah. 没错 Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight. 对了,今晚优秀的服务员 All: Oh! Yeah! 没错 (They all get their wallets out and give generous tips.) （他们都拿出钱包并提供慷慨的小费。） Guys: Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of Rachel's friends, Leslie, Kiki,and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.) Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.) 冰球！（他们离开但被瑞秋的三个朋友莱斯利，基基和乔安妮 挡路了。他们停下来盯着他们。）冰球！冰球。（伙计们。） Leslie: (looking around) Rachel? 瑞秋？ Rachel: Oh my God!(Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.） 哦，天啊！（瑞秋，莱斯利，基基和乔安妮都尖叫着互相拥抱。） Monica: (to Phoebe)I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. 我发誓我见过鸟类在野生王国里这样做过！ Rachel: What are you guys doing here? 什么风把你们吹来的？ Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true! 我们到市区逛街又听你妈说你在这儿工作，结果是真的 Joanne: Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play. 瞧你的围裙，好像在演戏一般。 Rachel: (to apregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it! 看看你，你的肚子好大，我简直不敢相信 Leslie: I know. I know! I'm a duplex. 我知道，我变成两倍大 Rachel: (to Joanne)So what's going on with you? 你近来可好？ Joanne: Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm? (She points to herself and they all scream again.) 你猜我爸和谁合伙？ Kiki: And while we're on the subject of news.. (She holds up here finger to show off her engagement ring and they all scream again.) 还有我们的话题 （她举起手指炫耀她的订婚戒指，他们都再次尖叫。） Phoebe: (to Monica)Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.) 看，我有手腕 [Scene: A Street,Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other.] [场景：一条街，钱德勒和乔伊互相踢了一罐。] Chandler: ...Poulet passes it up to Leetch! (Passes it to Joey.) 罗斯将球传给李奇 Joey: Leetch spots（识别）Messier in the crease（折缝）- there's the pass! (He kicks it to Ross, but Ross is staring into a shop window.) 李奇看见纳斯有空档一记妙传 Chandler: We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes. 我们先暂停一下，纳斯正停下来看女鞋 Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she,uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- (off Chandler's look) Sorry. Sorry. 那一夜卡萝穿着那种靴子在我们的第一次...老实说她没脱下，因为我们…（关于钱德勒的样子）对不起 (They walk on. Chandler and Joey start to talk but， Ross stops and whines.) （他们继续走。钱德勒和乔伊开始说话，但罗斯停下来嘟囔着什么。） Joey: What? 什么？ Ross: Peach pit. 桃核 Chandler: Yes, Bunny? 怎么样？ Ross: (points)Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had- 桃核，那天晚上我们.. Joey: -Peaches? 吃了桃子？ Ross: Actually,nectarines, but basically... 事实上是蜜桃（油桃），但基本上... Chandler: (to Joey) Could've been a peach. 可能是桃子 Ross: Then, uh,then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the- (looks up, realises, and points)-the bus stop... I'm fine. 然后我们穿上衣服，我送她到公车站牌，我没事 Joey: Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's! (They turn to stare at him.) What? Thought we were trying to find stuff. 那女人的臀部和卡萝的一样，什么？我以为我们在找东西 [Scene: Central Perk,Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking.] Rachel: So c'mon,you guys, tell me all the dirt! 好了，你们快点跟我讲八卦 Kiki: Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar! 最大的八卦还是你在圣坛前抛下巴瑞 Joanne: Alright.Let's talk reality for a second. 好了，我们来谈点正经的 Rachel: Okay. 好的 Joanne: When are you coming home? 你打算何时回家？ Rachel: What? Guys,I'm not. 什么？我不回家 Joanne: C'mon, this is us. 拜托，我们是好姐妹 Rachel: I'm not!This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job- 我不回家，我要在这儿工作，我有工作 Kiki: Waitressing? 当女服务生？ Rachel: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specialsboard, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase...Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies. 我不只是当女服务生，我...写下每日特餐，摘下瓶中枯死的花朵，有时老板还会让我在饼干上涂上巧克力酱 Leslie: Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies. 你妈没有提起巧克力酱 |
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