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【NBA神吐槽】1胜17负!亚洲太菜了!唯一赢球的是……

 篮球教学论坛 2020-06-17


Asian countries are 1-17 against the rest of the world in FIBA World Cup.
 
亚洲国家在男篮世界杯小组赛战绩为117
 


Six countries played 18 games combined and went 1-17. The only W came from the game between China and Côte d’Ivoire with the score of 70-52.
 
6个国家总共打了18场,战绩为117负。唯一一场胜利是中国队70-52战胜科特迪瓦。
 


The other 5 countries, Iran, Philippines, Korea, Jordan, and Japan went 0-15 combined.
 
另外5支队伍,伊朗、菲律宾、韩国、约旦、日本总计015负。
 
[–]76ersAuguschm 308 1 day ago* 
I mean it's a world cup, these things happen. 
 
76人球迷:好吧,这是世界杯,这种事总要发生的。
 
You want all the world to participate regardless of talent.
 
不用考虑天赋,你只想要全世界都参与其中。
 
 It's like in soccer, if what you were looking for is a more competitive tournament you'll probably just have Europeans and South American teams, maybe some African.
 
比如足球,要是你想杯赛更好看更有竞争力,直接找欧洲球队和南美球队,或者加几个非洲球队就行了。
 


 But that's not fun, the global aspect of it is important.
 
但这太没意思了,“世界”才是一切的重点。
 
[–]whatswrongboy 112 1 day ago 
Fiba still fucked up expanding the world cup. Half the games are unwatchable. It used to be I think 24 teams participating.
 
FIBA世界杯扩军就是个笑话。一半比赛不忍直视。我没记错的话以前好像只有24支队。
 


[–]WestWL19 1 1 day ago 
Half the games in the last World Cup were unwatchable too.
 
上届世界杯的一半比赛同样不忍直视。
 
[–]Adriat1c 27 1 day ago 
the problem is that in a football world cup, only a handful of teams are total jokes, in basketball its a good chunk of them.
 
足球世界杯的不同点是,只有一只手数得出来的球队沦为笑柄,而篮球世界杯里面一筐子球队都是笑柄。
 
 not to mention that FIBA is probably the worst organisation in any large sport.
 
更别提FIBA可能是主流运动项目里最垃圾的协会了。
 


 This is why Euro champs like Slovenia and a solid team with a bunch of NBA players like Croatia havent even qualified. Even Serbia barely qualified...
 
这就是为什么欧洲冠军斯洛文尼亚和拥有一堆NBA球员的克罗地亚没晋级的原因,更夸张的是,塞尔维亚都只是赶上末班车……
 


[–]IranBuzzBuzz01 92 1 day ago* 
We have actually done pretty fucking well this tournament to be fair but it's sad that we got 3 losses from it.
 
伊朗球迷:说实话,本届杯赛我们打的真TMD好,但遗憾的是吞下三场失利。
 
 A disgusting chokejob against Puerto Rico, were competitive af in the Tunisia game but Mejri just went OFF, and we were tied against Spain with less than 2 minutes to go.
 
和波多黎各的比赛最后时刻拉了裤,和突尼斯不分伯仲,但梅杰里突然爆发带走比赛,然后我们和西班牙的最后两分钟还打平。
 


[–]PretentiousPoster 22 1 day ago 
Yeah outside of that huge choke job I was very impressed by the Iranian team overall.
 
对的,除了那场拉了裤的比赛,伊朗队给我的整体印象非常好。
 
[–]Philippineshulishit 4 1 day ago 
i envy your team. Iran will most likely destroy the philippines on Sunday and we will probably finish last among the 32 teams. what a shame
 
菲律宾球迷:羡慕。伊朗估计会在周日爆锤我们,然后我们会排32支球队垫底。丢了个人咯
 


[–]Sunssaharizona 55 1 day ago 
I mean its to be expected. 6 countries with what, 1 active NBA player? and a few older washouts like Haddadi, and Yi Jianlian?
 
太阳球迷:我觉得这是意料之中吧。6个国家只有一个现役NBA球员?还有几个已经年老淡出NBA的球员哈达迪和易建联?
 


[–]CelticsredrumsoxLoL 49 1 day ago 
Excuse me, Japan alone has two. Rookie sensation Rui Hachimura and Yuta "The Chosen One" Watanabe.
 
凯尔特人:你好,日本有两个现役球员。现象新秀八村塁和渡边“天选之子”雄太。
 


Also China has a player that played in the league last year in Zhou "The GOAT" Qi.
 
对了,中国有个球员上赛季也在NBA,周“历史最佳”琦。
 


[–]LucaBlightLv99 4 1 day ago 
The Philippines could’ve had two potentially as well - Jordan Clarkson and Andray “The OG GOAT” Blatche
 
本来菲律宾也能有俩潜在NBA球员:乔丹-克拉克森和安德烈-“远古神兽”-布拉切
 


[–]SpursButtVader 49 1 day ago 
I saw so many Hachimura highlights here, I thought Japan would have at least won one
 
马刺球迷:看了好多八村塁的集锦,还以为日本至少能赢一场呢
 


[–]NigeriaDRosesTrainConducter 30 1 day ago 
They were an alright team, they were just in maybe the hardest group in the tournament, with US, Turkey and Czech Republic
 
尼日利亚球迷:他们队还不错,可能只是分在死亡之组了,和美国,土耳其和捷克同组
 


[–]Philippinesviolentpoem 24 1 day ago 
I can't even say anything man.
 
菲律宾球迷:我无力反驳。
 
 Fuck this WC has been a disaster for us, super disapointing. 
 
TMD的世界杯,我们完球了,失望透顶 。
 
Considering that last WC we were super competitive against the top teams, one would expect wed get better with prior experience. 
 
考虑到上一届杯赛我们对阵顶级球队时打的很有竞争力,还以为交够了学费这次能打的好一些。
 


This is just embarrassing for the Asian scene as a whole.
 
这战绩对于整个亚洲太没面儿了。
 
[–]Lakersseddard 24 1 day ago 
Hey China, instead of spending your money on washed up NBA players who will come and take 30 shots per game, you will be way better if you give the cash to some ex-Yugo or Spanish youth coaches to build you a proper academy system.
Just a friendly advice.
 
湖人球迷:嘿中国,与其花大钱淘来NBA弃将,让他每场出手30次,还不如把钱给前南斯的球员,或者西班牙的青训教练来帮你们建立青训体系。
只是一个善意的劝告。
 


[–]76ersAuguschm 8 1 day ago 
I mean I think they are doing the right thing. They are promoting the sport with well known figures. We may see if this has an effect in the next 10 years.
 
76人球迷:我觉得中国走在正轨上。他们花大力气推广体育。我们可能要在未来10年才能看到成效。
 

 [–]Moriar-T 4 1 day ago 
Jesus, how do you name a country after Michael Jordan and still suck at ball. 
 
我的天,为什么有的国家和迈克尔-乔丹重名却依然篮球打的和屎一样。

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